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What can we say about Pablum FishPig that isnt already well-known? There are the bare bones of his biography. Born to the Nimalest of parents in NY1946 in the Province of Brooklyn, FishPig had, as you might expect, a rather odd time while attending Nimal schools. Eventually, he was more than properly educated. But, nevertheless, he insisted on continuing the study of Nimal Philosophy, maintaining that it gave him a good insight into the psychology of his chosen object of special study. While many of FishPigs most telling insights were gathered while he was in one of his alternate forms, the majority of them come from actually walking among the Nimals. To do so, he (semi-realistically) took on the guise of actual Nimal occupations. The list of things that FishPig was includes: hospital orderly, philosophy teacher, artist, analyst, tarot card reader, knowledge engineer and merchant. ((To his credit (it must be said): he never earned much money at any of these things!)) Besides authoring the highly esteemed FishPigs Updated, Annotated, Illustrated Guide to the Ways of Nimals, FishPig also wrote: Elevators, Bicycles & Pogo Sticks: Nimal Modes of Transportation, Fish Food: A Nimal Hoax and How to Win Friends and Influence Nimals: Best Spells for the Social Climber. Hes also contributed numerous scholarly articles to journals too obscure to even mention. These days, FishPig mostly prefers to stay in his humanoid form, although he often speaks longingly of the warmth and closeness of the swine barn and the simple finiteness of the aquarium. He still sometimes vacations in one of his alternate forms, claiming its more restful and much cheaper.

 

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